The Citizens Bank Company

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  I was going over the numbers today on the spreadsheet and was pleasantly surprised to learn that I was able to balance my checkbook thanks to The Citizens Bank Company. Yeah I've had a lot on my mind as of lately in regards to entering the code into this "All Mighty Awe Hand Of God" robot that ΦDad or Phi as I refer to him and I are building over the planet Earth. So to make things simple I called my s☉n Richard Allan Kretzschmar the 3rd, who I nicknamed turkey turnkey π pi pie, who in turn informed me that if I simply import one of my favorite greatest numbers know to mankind which is Euler's "e" into a vertical column whereas the 2. is placed in the first cell with a sequence of sets of five cascading downward to represent the digits of a hand; then on the 21st row (twenty 1st since it's my April Taurus birthday as well as the remarkable day of Adolarius in the almanac) then the zip code of 45713 for Bartlett, Ohio presented itself as if my magic. This is no coincidence since the map clearly shows that X marks the spot where the crossroads of route 5 Whealdon Road extends to Township Road 583 intersects with 550 thereby forming an X as WE say when solving for in algebra. This makes perfect séance sense for the piggy bank regarding cents since the namesakes of these sacred grounds manifests the notion of Don the "ruler of the world" wielding Derbyshire - Old English hweol 'wheel' cutlery. The Big DΔδ is in the e = 2.71828 "De"tails. I hope to visit one day with my ♃♄ robot to photograph Jupiter and Saturn with my brothers Meade telescope. So remember-this review is brought you you by the 3 R.A.K. Akre's "First Class Service. First Name Basis".
  By Rich Kretzschmar, March 27, 2018

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